July 2012
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I don't always have regret...
But when I do it’s over the decisions I didn’t make.
June 2012
This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans:
When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys:
When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch:
When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework:
When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there:
When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings:
When you hit your head on a low beam:
When a mosquito...
Sometimes I laugh because the Bard's College...
The Companions: We are a guild of mercenaries, dedicated to each other and to the art of war; many of us struggle with the curse of the werewolf.
The Mage's College: Though magic has a strong stigma in Skyrim, we carry on to study ancient technology and master the arcane, but what evils will we discover?
The Thieves Guild: A pack of the best pickpockets you'll ever meet, we lurk under Riften as we fight against our streak of ill luck to become filthy rich.
The Dark Brotherhood: Servants of the Night Mother, we are death on the wind, murder in the night; but beware, for treachery lurks in our company.
The Bards College: YO WANNA HELP US THROW A PARTY??
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Police officer: Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit.
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!
